TV Guide for Today Saturday 11 in Channel 4

Gordon tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant in California. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage.

The competition starts at The Oak Tree Cottage in Burley, where Jacqui hopes that her homely approach will win the day. But her communal breakfast doesn't go down well with some guests.

The second visit is to The Rising Sun Inn, in Bath, where owners Lorraine Hawkins and Norman Butcher impose a dress code for dinner. Some of their guests get flirty over breakfast.

Martin and Catherine Crosswaite pride themselves on their great Yorkshire hospitality at The Busfeild Arms in East Morton. But Martin's past shocks their guests.

The final visit is to Patrick Duggan's Epstein House in Liverpool, where there's a competitive Beatles-themed game of charades and some shocking revelations.

It's the last day and Patrick has some questions for Jacqui and Jane, while Martin and Catherine have some explaining to do, before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

In Cornwall, there are Friesian cows, pitchforks and zombie apocalypse advice, in an eclectic edition of the dining competition.

Doug crashes Carrie's work weekend away, but she's not there. Danny and Spence blag their way into a Huey Lewis concert (guest starring Huey as himself).

Doug befriends a rival delivery man, but is he what he seems? Meanwhile, Carrie's attempts to mentor a teenager backfire.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement. But a discovery leads Doug to try and change her mind.

Doug invests in an ice cream truck, but soon realises that he isn't the only ice cream seller in town.

Ray and Debra plan to get more time to themselves by encouraging Marie and Frank to make new friends. But all does not go to plan.

Debra pleads with Ray to allow her some time to herself without the family. But Marie is suspicious of her daughter-in-law, and Ray ends up spying on her..

Robert has a run-in with a bull.

Bart's over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors draft in the parents to teach..

When Marge becomes a police officer, Homer sees it as an opportunity to flout the law. But unfortunately for him, she's too conscientious..

Lisa discovers Moe's poetic talent and helps get him published. And he's so successful that he - and the Simpsons - are invited to a literary conference.

Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair): Marge, feeling overshadowed by Homer's new career selling ice cream, starts creating ice lolly stick sculptures.

Frasier goes out to dinner with his matchmaker Charlotte... and her boyfriend Frank.

Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. Niles plans Martin's stag party.

Frasier considers throwing out an old pot, but it brings back memories, including the time when he accidentally glued himself to an obnoxious blind date.

Fred Sirieix takes us to beautiful European locations, to meet Brits who've set up lives abroad. In Andalucía's whitewashed villages, he meets expats who run boutique hotels.

Are super-sized sausages the key to Four in a Bed glory? Lee and Jenni hope so at The Greyhound Inn in the Peak District, where they treat their guests to bountiful bangers.

The B&Bers find themselves in a field in the Ribble Valley for the second visit, at Jack's Little Middop Farm. The views are glorious. But how will the rustic composting toilets go down.

Phil and Gil host the week's third visit at their self-catering accommodation, Old Hall Country Breaks in Norfolk. Will breakfast hampers and a chocolatier experience keep the guests sweet.

Keighly and Justin host at The Half Moon Inn, in Norfolk. Justin's been talking up his chef credentials all week. But he should be wary of the B&Ber's biggest foe: the poached egg.

Toilet troubles, tossing and turning, and tears galore. It's a rip-roaring payment day on Four in a Bed. But who's won the week.

In Yorkshire, Emily and Joe race against time and the market to find a home before their rental agreement runs out. And can Suki and Kuli bring their quest for space to an end.

In Alnwick, Kirstie and Phil meet ministers Chris and Caroline, who need a divine intervention. Caroline loves their home and neighbours, but Chris craves more space.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Lesley Manville stars as a cleaner who saves up and heads to Paris to get herself a Dior couture dress, in director Anthony Fabian's fabulous, Oscar-nominated period comedy drama.

Action with Liam Neeson as a septuagenarian hitman, Monica Bellucci as a villain who hires hitmen to hit him, and Guy Pearce as an FBI agent investigating it all.

Apocalyptic action-horror starring Paul Bettany. God's patience runs out and He decides to wipe humanity from the face of the Earth. Can a rebel archangel save us.

Partially animated action film based on a popular manga. Alita, a deadly cyborg brought back to life by a mourning scientist, sets out to discover her true identity.